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Barbra Streisand's Nose (NON​-​CANON)

by The Crooked Trees

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Happy Valentine's Day all you beautiful Crooked Trees <3

lyrics

-Lyrics by Terry Funk-

I was listening to my radio late last night
When I heard a knock on my door
I went to the window and I peaked outside
It was a girl about 5 foot 4
She said she saw my name on the bathroom wall
So she thought she'd give me a try
I unlocked the door and invited her in
It was then I realised

She had
Barbra Streisand's nose
She had
Barbra Streisand's nose
Liberace's smile
That drives men wild
and
Barbra Streisands nose

She had Brooke Shields hair
You should have been there
Boy was I surprised
Bo Dereks hips
And Mick Jaggers lips
and Farrah Fawcetts eyes
Dolly Partons chest
You know that's the best
And Herschel Walker thighs
I was doing alright
Till I turned on the light
It was then I realised

She had
Barbra Streisand's nose
She had
Barbra Streisand's nose
Liberace's smile
That drives men wild
and
Barbra Streisand's nose

She had
Barbra Streisand's nose
She had
Barbra Streisand's nose
Liberace's smile
That drives men wild
and
Barbra Streisand's nose

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A NOSE LIKE BARBRA STREISAND'S NOSE??

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released February 14, 2014
Lyrics and Art by Terry Funk, Vocals by IMUSS

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